Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Very funny :D

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel near me this morning and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."